I am an asshole, of that there can be no doubt. But, I am a lovable asshole - so does that make it better?

It does not seem to matter.

History, Golf, Health, Fitness, Swearing, Fun, Water, Politics, Current Events, Ice Hockey, Concern, Looking busy, New dance mooves, New old dance moves, plain potato chips, spelling, commas, kayaking, the outdoors, electricity, crystal lattice structuring, the black market, the grey market, international terrorism, George Bush, Pushing the envelope, passing the buck, gracefully passing the bill, avoiding the bill, billing others, accounts payable...Please hold, sabotage, fort construction, Sunday aftenoons, pre-Sunday afternoon dreaming, post-Saturday sleep, time-travel, perfection, looking busy, looking fit, looking in mirrors, looking through windows, every detail of Stephan Harper's biography, Conservatism, How to be a better friend to Bush, Bush, Mudslides, Ecology, Drag Racing, A more civilly responsible welfare state, ending welfare, imprisoning the fraudulent, the war on drugs, illegal narcotics, legal narcotics, HGH, THC, comfort, abandon, caging animals, animal's thoughts, treating animals better than we treat other people, living vicariously through television, the computer, your son or daughter, meaning, ecstacy, joy, feeling, unbearable pain, mental anguish, trying, let down, pushing back, being karma, being, rest, restlessness, dinner, split pea and ham soup, maintaining the divide between church and state, progress, liberty, equality, fresh vegetables, the guillotine, methods of torture ancient and modern, the cubicle, baseball, TPS reports, co-workers, the "Public", holidays, winter, cold, tastless food,

RADIOHEAD

Fight Club, The BIg Lebowski, Modern Times, Blade Runner, Donnie Darko, Zoolander, Old School, Office Space, The Godfather, Full Metal Jacket, Rushmore

The Office, Rescue Me, Entourage

100 Years of Solitude, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Catch 22, Johnny Got His Gun, War & Peace, The Cossacks, Brothers Karamazov, Beyond Good & Evil, Will to Power, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, The Metamorphisis, All Families are Psychotic, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The 48 Laws of Power, On the Road, Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Heart of Darkness, The Prince, Brave New World, The Great Gatsby, Notes From the Underground and on and on....

Only those who risk going to far can possibly find out how far one can go.
- T.S. Eliot

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
- Eddie Vedder

Peter, get on!

- Mrs Griffin

God is dead

- Nietzsche

Dave - you might want to tone it down a little, Mark's brother has cerebral palsy and is gay; it's quite a sensitive issue.

Paully