Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because no one will stop and ask for directions.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.