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Gord :: My Profile (23044 views)

Birthday

December 25

Location

Lima, Peru

Languages

English

About Me

Meet me. I'm D-I-F-F-E-R-E-N-T. I'm a shining star, knight in shining armor, your prince charming, dream guy, Mr. Right, the good apple at the top, a rose in a bush of thorns, a one of a kind gem. All those things and more. Look no further.

So here's bits n pieces of my character study.

I'm a night owl. I love the summer. I'm a country person (as opposed to the city). A good boy. An animal lover. Half Vegetarian. I like to relish in my bad diet. I don't smoke or drink or like people that do. I'm none athletic. Self educated/motivated/relient. Full of different/original thoughts, ideas, visions, views, opinions, etc.

I believe nice guys finish last. I believe great things dont last. I don't believe in education. It's for the fools. The most brilliant people don't rely on it, they teach themselves anything they want to know, not what people tell them!

Sports- not into them! They're for jocks, dumbasses, and losers. Be a man, drop the ball, grow a brain, do something creative. Or waste your time and run around like a fool. Suit yourself. I hate hockey & football especially. Theres nothing wrong with sports girls though.

I am an avid animal lover. I love animals and animals love me. I am an animal. They rock. If you don't like animals don't talk to me!

My favourite animal is the cat. I love em lil kitties. And I love their fang n maine. Imma open a resteraunt called The Fang & Maine! People will go to it n go, "what the hell! What a strange name!" I'll serve cat food. Everyone loves cat food. *nods* You'll have your choice of cat mush, or hard cat food... with milk and catnip for dessert! Yum... You'll come out with a strong case of cat breathe, and start licking yourself. By the end of the night you'll have transformed into a pussycat.

I like girls but I don't connect with anyone so its almost impossible to find the right one for me. I'm a good boy... and a freak at the same time! I'm not afraid to be myself. I am not a conformist. I am all about peace. I am gentle. I detest violence but can't get enough of it on screen.

I like watching biographies on serial killers. Afterall.... serial killers are very different individuals. It's intriguing to watch what they did, how, where, when, why, and get to know them on a personal level.

It's a vast, beautiful world out there... if I wanted to see and do everything it would take several life times! So we got to take advantage of the 80 some years we have. Weather you want it to go slow or fast, painful or pleasurable, thats your struggle. You need money to be able to see and do as much as you can on this earth. I want to get far and be someone and change the world. Whilst making wonderful movies and loving lovely people.

I always say those who reject me now will regret it later. I don't want you to make the mistake of your life. Don't underestimate the genius and god in me. Your oppertunity is now. Reject me now and you'll see me all around in the future. (think of the Skaterboy song). You'll feel down and dumb and crawl back begging for forgiveness. I won't forgive anyone who wronged me and wasn't there for me when I most needed them. All the feelings I had when I was down will turn around and bounce right back to them. So before I get rich and famous and move onto better people nows your chance. Don't ruin it. Becoming famous does not change who I am.... if you can't see me now you can't see me then.

Everyone is different and everyone is the same. You can look at it either way. Think of all the ways they're the same and all the ways they're different in appearence and personality. But the way I see people first is almost always the same. Usually all you need is one glance. You go through pictures, looking for the best, most appealing photo. And then from there, going through profiles, searching for the longest, most unique, impressive, interesting profile. You want someone to stand out, jump out, loom out at you. And remember them.

In real life I can describe myself as laid back, cool, calm, collected, kind, friendly, quiet, mild mannered. Kind of the contrary to my persona online. But don't blame me, thats the internet. Trying to balance two different worlds here. I'm much better socially online though. But the whole purpose of being online is to one day get off it. Its just one thing you end up doing when your alone and not established yet. I hate it and can't wait till someone finds me. Someone I connect with that will get to know me in real life... and find out I am a lot more than I promoted myself to be on here.

I'm not afraid to speak my mind... as long as it's the truth!! Even being the only honest person the internet. So what happens is a lot of girls think I'm a big asshole and block me. I believe thats the treatment you get in this world for speaking the truth. If I'm such a jerk they deserve it. I can't stand pea-brain chicks that don't talk, answer questions, or take 5 minutes to reply. I think I'm the kind of guy that you either love or hate.

I'm very adventurous/spontaneous. Who's up for a treasure hunt? A cruise through the country, or across the ocean? A prawl cross the old graveyard? A night in an enchanted castle? A search for gold, diamonds, fossels and ancient artifacts? A journey through the forest? Or a.... well you get the idea! And remember to take lots and lots of pretty pictures! :)

I love OLD castles, lighthouses, barns, churches, buildings, houses, graveyards, cars, landmarks, etc! I love exploring them, learning the history, photographing, and discovering new ones! A lot of them would make ideal sets for movies. They can really inspire... either immediately, or just by being there long enough!

I'm not any of the 3 C's: Conventional, Conserative, Conformist. As far as religion goes... I'm agnostic. Which means I don't believe in any religion or anything really but I'm going to keep an open mind... I just don't think I've seen enough realistically to really believe in anything. But I might one day, who knows. With all the cultures, religions, tribes, etc out there how could you choose just one, and then believe it is the right one? It seems everyone just takes the one they're born into. Maybe it's the wrong one, maybe they're all wrong. Who really knows. Think about it. There might be SOME sort of higher power out there... one may never know. it's the ultimate mystery. You wish you could have all the answers to it but you don't. And if you got them you'd wish you never found out. There's lots of of really scary, intriguing, wonderous things to go into deep thinking about.... Outer Space and beyond, The Ocean, Landmarks, History, Geography, The World, Real life, the origin of life, so on.

I also have a obsession/facsination with numbers, dates, years, age, height, etc. To me the year is a precise statement... it just sez it all. I get an awesome rush envisioning the era from the date. I'll think back how they made it, what it looks like now... and so on. It's hard to explain. If you had the same fascination you'd know what I'm talkin about. But I'm a rare breed. I love old dates... it's the coolest thing!!

Love & Death are the componants of life that intrigue me. I like to explore both extremes... especially when writing/making movies. It doesn't matter what kind of movie it is, if it has a good, interesting story, it's worthy to watch. Movies are FEELINGS or MEANINGS. I'm not 1 dimensional... like most directors are. Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time, explored all themes and went beyond anything. Some directors are best sticking to one genre... but as for me I'm good at everything. I'm just as interested in one thing as I am the other. I can't wait to bring my variety of visions to the screen.

I always think... Do you know how many places there are in the world? Do you know how many people there are in the world? Do you know how many things there are in each place? And how many different ways you can film a person, place or thing? And it all changes in time. There's so much to capture, inevitably you miss a lot, but there's unlimited new oppertunities.

I consider myself an artist... therefore I'm sensitive. Some may get the impression I'm gay... because I like cats, animals, nature, sweet flicks, and I'm a passionate artist. Well just because I like all of that doesn't mean I'm gay. I'm better than the rest... a model guy. To be "Different" is not to be gay! hahaha

I see things no other sees. Anything the normal person would miss, overlook, or not see at all- I see. I often see myself as the boy in The Giver. If I was living in that story I'm positive I would have been "choosen"... because I have the "gift". Weather it being each dot on the floor, ground, ceiling, wall, or each curve/line on someones body. Or other things that simply can't be explained in words I find humour, uniqueness, cuteness or any other emotion in the way a person or animal moves, acts, talks, sounds, etc... or in the noise they generate. With all this natural power everyone else to me is blind, closed minded, and inept. They call me an alien but I think I'm more down to earth than any of them!

I love playing really good songs over and over again... full volume, hundreds of times!!! Getting every bit of glory out of them. Until I get tired of them and find another song. And I love listening to Best Of/Greatest Hits albums repeatively.

dis most dificult tym in lif.very lonly,depresed,n frustratd..as im tryin 2 "makeit".So if u cud provid ne motivation or comfort I wud rely apreciate it.If not dont waste my tym.I cant b botherd w/ gals hu only want 2 b my friend.dats not da kind of comfort Im severly lacking at dis tym.deres a lot o fings I need now n an emtpy,pointles,distracting,n invaluable friendship isnt 1 of dem. Only contact me if you are truly interested in love. :)

Interests

Interests Interests Digging graves, building igloos, eating noodles, licking envelopes, milking cows, watching other people have sex, breaking the law, living off my parents, spitting, going to funerals, listening to opera, knitting, washing my cat, gardening, getting drunk at weddings, sewing, pissing in bottles, borrowing from the mafia, eating spaggetti, starting arguments, telling people off, suing people, honking at old people, watching pupils go small and big, getting whipped by girls in sports, watching oprah, sleeping on the job, raiding the mailman, gambling, herding sheep, staring down dogs, making out with your sister, the fun never stops.

Kidding, for real:

Writing/making/collecting/watchin movies of all kinds, Reviewing films, Listening/collecting/singing/songwriting music, Photography, Junkfood, Cats, Critters, Animals, Dolphins, Goats (bahhh), Snakes, Nature, Travelling, Countries, Driving, Stars, Planets, Outer space, Innerspace, History, Facts, The Unexplained, Supernatural, Paranormal, Ghosts, Graveyards, Monsters, The Occult, Weaponry, Barns, Lighthouses, Castles, Dungeons, Pretty girls, Interesting people, Conversation, Serial Killers, Psychology, Philosophy, Romancetisism & more

Favorite Music

The Stampeders,
The Bee Gees,
The Beatles,
The Byrds,
The Animals,
The Guess Who,
Neil Diamond,
Simon & Garfunkel,
The Poppy Family,
Gordon Lightfoot,
Jay and the Americans,
The Hollies,
The Turtles,
System of a Down,
Buddy Holly,
The Rolling Stones,
Paul Anka,
Grass Roots,
R. Dean Taylor,
The Staccatos,
Five Man Electrical Band,
The Righteous Brothers,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Creedence Clearwater Revival,
Harry Chapin,
Roy Orbison,
Elvis Presley,
ABBA,
Sonny and Cher,
U2,
Smashing Pumpkins,
Zwan,
Silverchair,
Slayer,
B-52's,
Johnny Cash,
The Monkees,
The Zombies,
Three Dog Night,
The Kinks,
The Lovin' Spoonful,
The Searchers,
The Vogues,
The Bells,
Tommy James And The Shondells,
Michel Pagliaro,
Brian Hyland,
Harry Nilsson,
Neil Young,
Ken Tobias,
Metallica,
The Beastie Boys,
Beach Boys,
Coldplay,
Aqua,
REM,
Charlie Feathers,
The Ramones,
Sam Roberts,
The Bloodhound Gang,
Shania Twain,
Bad Brains,
Drowning Pool,
Bread,
Gary Puckett And The Union Gap,
Hermans Hermits,
Bobby Vinton,
Chilliwack,
Avril Lavigne,
AC/DC,
Aerosmith,
Hilary Duff,
Evanescence,
Pearl Jam,
Billy Idol,
The Doors,
Johnny Winters,
Los Lobos,
Staccatos,
Victor Jara,
Nirvana,
Radiohead,
Ritchie Valens,
Guns N Roses,
Go-Gos,
Cyndi Lauper,
Weird Al Yankovich,
Orgy,
Big Wreck/Thornley
The Tea Party,
No Doubt,
Tom Petty,
Tragically Hip,
Velvet Revolver,
The Killers,
Blue Rodeo,
Jimi Hendrix,
Jefferson Airplane,
Tom Jones,
Lost Sounds,
James LeRoy,
Matthew Good,
The Strokes,
Donovan,
Evanessence,
Rammstein,
Cream,
Deep Purple,
Rob Zombie,
T Rex,
The Cult,
Beethoven,
Mozart,
The Sex Pistols,
Chris Isaak,
Rush,
Blue Oyster Club,
Prussian Blue,
Psychodelic Furs,
Lenoard Cohan,
Creed,
Iggy Pop,
Prodigy,
The Stranglers,
The Eagles,
Motorhead,
The Pixies,
Cowboy Junkies,
Kylie Minogue,
Ministry,
Sixpence None The Richer,
Tommy Roe,
Gary Glitter,
Attic Ted.
 

Favorite Music Video

Love Is All Around Me - The Troggs
 

Favorite Movies

Mad Max, Logan's Run, Easy Rider, Run Lola Run, City Lights, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, The Graduate, Dirty Harry, Die Hard, Jaws, Up In Smoke, Airplane, The Killer, Uprising, Enter The Dragon, Drunken Master, Ghostbusters, Saturday Night Fever, From Dusk Till Dawn, El Mariachi, Hellraiser, Woodstock, The Ten Commandments, La Bamba, Poultrygeist, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Blue Butterfly, John Q, Meet The Parents, Grizzly Man, etc. B's, cults, exploits, Hammers, historics, classics, docs, etc.
 

Favorite TV Shows

The Simpsons, South Park, Blind Date, The Fifth Wheel, Da Ali G Show, Conan O'Brien, Cops, America's Most Wanted, Cold Case Files, American Justice, City Confidential, The First 48, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Mad TV, Wok With Yan, Red Hot & Ready, Creepy Canada, Just For Laughs Gags, FBI Files, Dog: The Bounty Hunter, Biographies on celebrities & serial killers, Pingu, Programs on WW2, Tin-Tin, Bugs Bunny, Tazmanian Devil, Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Goosebumps, Chips.
 

Favorite Books

How To Build Your Own Spaceship. No, just kidding. I'm not a big reader... I don't like to read. But I've red The Giver & To Kill A Mockingbird... they were the best. And I like short horror stories.
 

Favorite Quote

"They misunderestimated me!" - George Bush

"Theres more stars and planets than there are gains of sand on Earth"

"Homework is like a juicy steak, rarely done"

"SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!"

"Honesty is the key"

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery. Today is a gift, thats why we call it the present."

"Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity."

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies"

"The future begings with us"

"Only god can judge me"

"Rules are meant to be broken"
 
 

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gordrulez@hotmail.com : Nov 2, 2006
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Oct 9, 2008 4:14 PM
Rita says:
 
HI THANK YOU X ADD ME NEW FRIEND
KISSES
 
Oct 4, 2008 12:48 PM
 
hey!!

thanks for the accepted..
what's your name??

ByE*---------------------->> tC
 
Sep 27, 2008 9:19 AM
 
ok!! ur cute too!! very hot!!
 
Sep 27, 2008 9:19 AM
 
ok!! ur cute too!!
 
Sep 25, 2008 11:56 AM
Lau says:
 
MOCOSO HUEVON, SI MI MARIDO TE VE, TE VAS QUEDAR COMO CALCAMONIA EN EL PISO,,,, POR DECIR TANTA TONTERIA
 
Sep 24, 2008 7:56 PM
 
what 's your name
 
Sep 24, 2008 7:52 PM
 
thank you
my name 's NUENG
in english mean number one
 
Sep 10, 2008 10:35 AM
Nancy says:
 
ti voglio bene!!! write me!!!!! kisses!!!
 
Sep 10, 2008 2:09 AM
 
whats up....breaking hearts,huh??....:)...
 
Sep 8, 2008 6:44 PM
 
i prefer be alone hehehe XD
 
Sep 8, 2008 6:41 PM
 
are u joking?
 
Sep 6, 2008 12:25 PM
 
and..where are u from??
 
Sep 6, 2008 12:16 PM
 
yes,i can speak english!and..umm.. i think u are cute!
 
Sep 6, 2008 12:07 PM
 
that was a joke,are u crazy??no way....lol....
 
Sep 3, 2008 3:08 PM
 
uhH!!!
soRrY..
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Thank for add""
po me equivoque ..
 
Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM
 
umm,do you speak spanish?
 
Sep 2, 2008 1:19 PM
 
girfriend???neh...i think you shoud marry me instead...lol...:)))))
 
Sep 2, 2008 12:42 PM
 
tomorrow I'm going to travel to lima
 
Sep 2, 2008 12:38 PM
 
mañana viajare para lima!!
 
Sep 1, 2008 6:52 PM
Nancy says:
 
hello!!! how are you??? im fine!!! write me



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