1Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
2Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom
3Yo mama is so stupid; she traded in her car for gas money.
4Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
5Yo mama's so dumb; she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
6Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
7Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!''
8If ugliness was a record, yo mama would go triple platinum.
9Yo mama's so hunchbacked; she has to wear safety goggles when she pisses.
10Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
11Yo' mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.