yo mama is just like a bowlin ball,she gets picked up,fingered,thrown in da gutter and d bitch cum back 4 more.

yo mama so skinny dat she culd use her 2 eyes to look thru a peeper wen someone is knockin at d door.

yo mama so fat dat wen she went 4 a swim in da atlantic ocean they thought she was a new country.

u r so black dat wen u stand near a white wall u look like a hallway.

yo mama so skinny dat she swallowed an m&m and she looked 6 months pregnant.

yo mama so fat dat wen she wore high heels she extracted oil from d ground.

yo mama so stupid dat she sold her car 4 gas money.

yo mama so stupid dat she sits on d TV and watches d couch.