I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it ! I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing ! I get enough exercise just pushing my luck ! I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure ! I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock ! When there's a will, I want to be in it ! I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time ! How do u keep a fool in suspense? I'll tell u l8r... ! Out of my mind. Back in five minutes ! I found there was only one way to look thin...hang out with fat people ! I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought, what good would that do ! I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder ! I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done ! It's not the women in my life that count, it's the life in my women ! People Laugh At Me Coz' Am Diffenrent...But I Laugh At Them Coz' They Are All The Same !!!Thatz Me.....Avi....Simply (Born Free........Taxed to Death) !!!

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