Happy B-day gurl. hope ur ready for another CRAZY!!!!!!! year wid me

when i was born the devil said "o shit another God" and when u were bourn the devil said"o shit competition”

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Hi, I'm sorry to bother you but it's urgent. I've a friend coming from far and needs a place to stay since he'll be around, so I've indicated your house. Please receive and love him. ........ His name is Jesus Christ of Nazareth . He is already at the door knocking. Say this slowly, Jesus I love you and I need you. Clean my heart with your blood and make it pure. Send this to your friends and people special to you. You will experience a wonderful miracle before the end of this month because you are announcing Jesus to your friends. If you think the death of Jesus Christ is for nothing ignore this message but if you believe that he died for you to prosper in every thing you do send this message to every one in your list. God is Great!"

finance minister has imposed a tax on sex
kissing- 10%
hug- 29%
sqweezing- 30%
fucking- 90%
AND FOR U, dont worry, masterbating

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl : hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

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hello! i guess that we could become friends, i love westlife too.
well talk 2 u soon!
bye

thx for addin me.
Westlife is my best too*

Westlife are the best keep it up!!
pls check out www.westlifefansite.tk and leave a comment ! thx

Hey
nice profile!
keep it up;)

To begin with Zee is one of my best friends.It's cool having her around when you're low coz she's always there and won't leave until you tell her what is wrong with you.She has a unique type of laughing going along with loud hand clapping.She gets along with people quite fast(i don't know how she does that).
Anyways,when u get to really know Zee,you'll know that she's worth being called your friend

zele,she is crazy,she don't care what pepole tolks about her,if i tell u more about her know u won't be able to tolk to her letter on,but u have to meet her she is a great sister,nice to meet u zee!!!!!!!!!