You call a bathing suit a "swimming costume"

You call a traffic light a "robot"
>>>
>>>The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy
>>>they are
>>>
>>>The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the program you just
>>>finished watching
>>>
>>>You get cold easily. Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather
>>>
>>>You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you've never had any .
>>>You can sing your national anthem in four languages, and you have no idea
what it means in any of them
>>>
>>>You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Madela
>>>
>>>You go to "braais" (barbecues) regularly, where you eat boerewors
>>>(long
>>>meaty sausage-type thing) and swim, sometimes simultaneously

>>>You know that there's nothing to do in the Free State
>>>
>>>You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's licence when
>>>stopped by a
>>>traffic officer
>>>
>>>You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement
>>>
>>>You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car
>>>
>>>You can count the national soccer team's scores with no fingers
>>>
>>>To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750
>>>
>>>Hijacking cars is a profession
>>>
>>>You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic
>>>light
>>>
>>>The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car
>>>
>>>More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local
>>>election
>>>
>>>People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty,
>>>Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence and
>>>Given
>>>
>>>"Now now" can mean anything from a minute to a month
>>>
>>>You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to
>>>make way
>>>for taxis travelling in the opposite direction
>>>
>>>Travelling at 120 km/h you're the slowest vehicle on the highway
>>>
>>>You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your
>>>car parked
>>>where you left it
>>>
>>>A bullet train is being introduced, but we can't fix potholes
>>>
>>>The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding
>>>fines and toll
>>>fees than you did for the entire holiday
>>>
>>>You paint your car's registration on the roof
>>>
>>>You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a
>>>government hospital
>>>
>>>You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one
>>>
>>>Prisoners go on strike
>>>
>>>You don't stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks
>>>your car
>>>
>>>You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once
>>>
>>>Rwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate
>>>is too
>>>high
>>>
>>>When 2 Afrikaans TV programmes are separated by a Xhosa
>>>announcement of the
>>>following Afrikaans program, and a Pedi ad
>>>
>>>You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends
>>>from SA