Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
If you get to it and you can't do it, well there you jolly well are, aren't you.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Assassins do it from behind.