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The problems with GUYS:
>>If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; >>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. >>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; >>If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. >>If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; >>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. >>If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; >>If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. >>If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; >>If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) >>If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; >>If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. >>If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; >>If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. >>If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; >>If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. >>If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; >>If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. >>If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; >>If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. >>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; >>If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. >>If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; >>If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! >>& sooo hard to please!!!!! >>If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... >>but if u don't, they say u are selfish..... >>The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE >>ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...
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