
hmmmnn... now what have i been up to... lol enough.. at this moment i am deaf in one ear, have a phobia of fat 40 yr old puerto rican men, only going to honk my horn when i have to and friends and juice jugs don't mix lol.. It all started when a few friends and i were taking a cab home from a party the other night.. as soon as we get into the cab the driver (mr. puerto rican himself) grabs my arm and asks "Where we going beautiful." Right about now i'm thinking not quite a get me the hell outta here yet.. but more of a "Where the hell has that hand been?" So as we're making our way home he talks to us in ways I never knew ppl even talked outside of the phone or internet! He actually ran red lights, yield and stop signs.. then asks if i'm wet/damp. HAH if im wet or damp it's prolly cuz u scared my bladder there pal.. lol then what do my friends do... bastards tell him it's my 20th birthday lol... fuck sakes... so he goes on about that for a while.. FINALLY we get home... as i'm getting out of the car he yells "DRINK THREE FOR ME RHIANNON!" u kno what buddy just lookin at u makes me wanna drink three hits of javex! lol ewwww... so from now on in a cab i prefer to sit in the trunk. Holy hell this is gonna be a long journal.. lol.. SO anyways, my friend kasia and i are waiting outside of the mall the next morning waiting for her brother to move his ass and get outta there. so as we sit there hung over and bored out of our mind.. and we began to do stupid things with our horn which eventually got us a lecture from this old bag of a man... lol.. don't ask.. but then the next thing i knew i was deaf in one ear! come on... like come right on.. i dunno if it was from the horn or what but just my luck... lol.. i don't mind tho.. cuz now the next time we get a lecture i'll only half hear it till i go get it fixed. lol Then i get home and through my one ear that works decently.. haha... wow im pathetic lol... i half-hear my mother yelling at me for some juice stain in the kitchen.. NOW what happened there.. my friend kate and the juice jug from hell lol... she was standing there mixing some vodka and grape koolaid for some Purple Jesus drinks... and as she's stirring it the whole bottom of the glass jug broke sending a tidel wave of purple koolaid all over hellacious acres lol.. haha i just realized after reading my other journal.. u ppl prolly think i have a strange obssession for koolaid but no.. i just like it a whole lot! lol.. Right now it's only 12:30pm and i just woke up not too long ago so im thinking that today might be a fine day to go feed a goat.. well no but i really wanna.. lol is this a normal feeling to have in the morning?