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how u doin

hey there...jst dropped by 2 wish ya a happy birthday a lil earlier....hope u celebrate it by saving water n drinking beer....lolz....neways enjoy ur lyf successfully.....

bye...

Hi, how have you been? You need to chebk out my newest profile, soo much better than this. www.iwantyou2cme.com/viewprofile.php?id=1447283944

hey mag...poppin by to say hiii...coz m aimless as usu..hehe oh yea i got something big to tell u man i can't believe it myself but yea myt send ya an email soon i hope ...lol...how u been ? have u been a good gurl? coz i heard santa say that u were naughty...LMAO...so yea holla back wen u free puh leases fiji time u never busy..hehe cheers

hi cus yr profile look coka??????????johnny ms4l

hey cuz,been a while eh! hanisi to the family and stay cool and dont forget the biscuit roots lolz

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We straight up G's,me and my gal!!!

My Gurl kn0w $he gang$ta, my Gurl $tay fly. $he d0n't fuck wit tha wank$ta$, wit beauty U can't deny.
G0t Hater$ wantin' t0 be her but it ain't n0 comparin'. Bitche$ ju$t mad cuz when $he g0 0ut everyb0dy be starin'. U kn0w we be dem gurl$ dat$ t0p 0f tha line. Cute face, $lim wai$t and a big behind(SMALL FOR U)!
We g0t each 0ther$ back, $0 Bitche$ $t0p hatin' and if U think we'll fall apart, then Bitche$, keep waitin', cuz it ain't happened yet and it never will, $0 y0 Bitch A$$ can ju$t g0 $it d0wn and chill.
U ju$t mad cuz we $exy and mad cuz we cute, and if any 0f thi$ i$ a pr0blem, $0 what, FUCK Y0U!!!
But t0 my Gurl, wh0 I kn0w can relate, g0 head and get wit it, let'$ celebrate!!!
F0rget the$e h0ez and f0rget th0$e Witche$ it'$ all ab0ut u$, cuz we $0me BAD BITCHE$!!!

If U get thi$ ju$t kn0w that U 0ne 0f tha Badde$t Bitche$ I kn0w and that'$ why I L0VE Y0U!!!

$end thi$ t0 10 0f y0ur BADDE$T BITCHE$ (including me).

CUZ, KIP UP WIT TH PARTYN N BEING URSELF...
PPPLES THIS THE DOCEST COOLEST LAFING BIZKETE I M SO PROUD TO B FRIENDS WIT...HANG OUT WITH HER N U'LL GET STOMACH PAINS FRM LAFIN...COOL AS N DOWN TO EARTY..

TAKEA PIPSQUEAK..LOL

HOLA WENEVA...CHEK U N UR DOCE FRND-->NAME, IN 1 OF 'EM CLUBS...LOL
MWAHS N HUGGIES, ME!!!!!

We straight up G's,me and my gal!!!

My Gurl kn0w $he gang$ta, my Gurl $tay fly. $he d0n't fuck wit tha wank$ta$, wit beauty U can't deny.
G0t Hater$ wantin' t0 be her but it ain't n0 comparin'. Bitche$ ju$t mad cuz when $he g0 0ut everyb0dy be starin'. U kn0w we be dem gurl$ dat$ t0p 0f tha line. Cute face, $lim wai$t and a big behind!
We g0t each 0ther$ back, $0 Bitche$ $t0p hatin' and if U think we'll fall apart, then Bitche$, keep waitin', cuz it ain't happened yet and it never will, $0 y0 Bitch A$$ can ju$t g0 $it d0wn and chill.
U ju$t mad cuz we $exy and mad cuz we cute, and if any 0f thi$ i$ a pr0blem, $0 what, FUCK Y0U!!!
But t0 my Gurl, wh0 I kn0w can relate, g0 head and get wit it, let'$ celebrate!!!
F0rget the$e h0ez and f0rget th0$e Witche$ it'$ all ab0ut u$, cuz we $0me BAD BITCHE$!!!

If U get thi$ ju$t kn0w that U 0ne 0f tha Badde$t Bitche$ I kn0w and that'$ why I L0VE Y0U!!!

$end thi$ t0 10 0f y0ur BADDE$T BITCHE$ (including me).

We straight up G's,me and my gal!!!

My Gurl kn0w $he gang$ta, my Gurl $tay fly. $he d0n't fuck wit tha wank$ta$, wit beauty U can't deny.
G0t Hater$ wantin' t0 be her but it ain't n0 comparin'. Bitche$ ju$t mad cuz when $he g0 0ut everyb0dy be starin'. U kn0w we be dem gurl$ dat$ t0p 0f tha line. Cute face, $lim wai$t and a big behind!
We g0t each 0ther$ back, $0 Bitche$ $t0p hatin' and if U think we'll fall apart, then Bitche$, keep waitin', cuz it ain't happened yet and it never will, $0 y0 Bitch A$$ can ju$t g0 $it d0wn and chill.
U ju$t mad cuz we $exy and mad cuz we cute, and if any 0f thi$ i$ a pr0blem, $0 what, FUCK Y0U!!!
But t0 my Gurl, wh0 I kn0w can relate, g0 head and get wit it, let'$ celebrate!!!
F0rget the$e h0ez and f0rget th0$e Witche$ it'$ all ab0ut u$, cuz we $0me BAD BITCHE$!!!

If U get thi$ ju$t kn0w that U 0ne 0f tha Badde$t Bitche$ I kn0w and that'$ why I L0VE Y0U!!!

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO WEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOODNESS! I
LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM
LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!!

You've been hit by the

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 12 ALCOHOLICS, IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM!....lol...

well this AUNTY of mine is crazy as hell....going partying with her is like so freaking crazy...well i just want to let everyone no that this 'mere'....lol... is one hell of a person.....she is a whole good package to have around you can go to her for advice, comfort and many other things well the point is i love her and hope that u all are able enjoy her company as much as i always do...love you always lynn

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ONE HELL OF A COUZIE SHE BE: U ONLY GET IT IN BISCUIT FLAVOURED!!

This gal is one of a kind....She's a good friend anyone could ever ask for....She's got the looks, body, attitude and trust me she could also be crazy which brings the best out of her....lol..."jokes man"....Anyways to all the guys out there, just wanted to say that she's available....ahem....lol....but I have to approve first before you get to her....Right Maggie?....muahhh....Love you.

hey,sup!wot can i say bot dis gal'ere..crazy russian yes!!!very fun_lovin' n loves 2 faeag vever!!lolz!!lookin gud gal!cheers!!!!!!!!

maggie is the nicest and coolest person you'll ever meet...Known her since she was about this big ...........................................
he he he!!! Jus jokin girl...Well jus 1 piece of advice: Don't party too much coz you makin he rest of us jealous.Lol!!! Take care....