Hi Miss I've had several complaints from members of the general public that you are being too sweet N cute. Don't you know it is a criminal offence to look this fine? Law breaking will not be tolerated. Ignorance of the law is no excuse for your offence. Your seetness N cutness is causing severe harm to others; car crashes, divorces, widening of the eyes, people bumping into street lights and having sudden heart attacks. I must warn you that your behaviour is unacceptable. An international warrant has been issued for your arrest. I'm going to put you under house arrest at my place where you will be fed and watered, but you will have no right to attorney. No right of appeal. No possibility of parole. No right to early release or any release. Your sentence will be long and hard. I urge u to contact me and turn yourself in. Your cooperation is appreciated
Florin