>>
>>Two women meet in the afterlife:
>>
>>1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
>>2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
>>1st woman: I froze to death.
>>2nd woman: How horrible!
>>1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
>>the cold,
>>I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
>>peaceful death. What about you?
>>2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
>>that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in
>>the
>>act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching
>>TV.
>>1st woman: So, what happened?
>>2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
>>somewhere
>>that started running all over the house looking. I ran
>>up into the
>>attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I
>>went through every
>>closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
>>until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
>>that I
>>just
>>
>>keeled over with a heart attack and died.
>>1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd
>>both
>>still be alive!
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