when someone says bet u cnt fit a whole orange in yur mouth by god dont u do it
Interests
iv always been prone to tieing midgets to a car and rolling it down a large hill
Favorite Movies
matrix, spongebob, team america and!....spice girls
Favorite TV Shows
spongebob square pants, simpsons bro town some of the best edukatinal shows out there i say
Favorite Books
Learn to read in 15 easy steps!
Favorite Quote
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
dear journal. Today i saw a tree running down the street, funny as it was i was hungry and went to get a bite. 30 min later after biting all i could i see the same tree running toward me, luckily i had a tazer in my wallet and that tree was quickly sprawled on the ground burnt and wimpering... turns out someone was making a doco on the rare unexpected running woodlend tree, poor fella escaped and unexpectdly ran into 20,000 volts of electricity. oh well
kinda rymes with decapitate dosnt it but the end is near it is far who is the father or are you the end i love you brother and the froce will always be with that guy
If i were to call garth a pie, it would be a vast misconseption, because pies like most amphibious creatures are filled with mince, unless its a chicken pie, then its filled with chicken, only the great white shark is filled with chicken, which leads my to the question, y would they call it chicken if it comes froma shark , i mean surely they would call it a shark pie. I have never tried a pie with milk, i must go do it..........
garth its not us monkeys fault it was the banna god he sent us for bannas beyond our wildest dreams then wh would have been rich and bought a tyre swing
i met garth at a drug rehibilitation meeting one summer we jus hit it of and rite away shared all our most inner secrets and frolicked through the fields it was a strange feeling i thought it was love but then i went and sat on the toilet for a while and i was fine..... drugs... they can bring the most strangest ppl together.
garth were to start so many ways to describe this monster of a man he is a man of vision he seen 3 sheep one day so then we ate 2 of them raw hes never scared to show his insides i have seen his spleen once or twice lovely shade of green. But enough about me garth is the man of the hour no scratch that the MINUTE yes thats right the MINUTE so be warned be very warned
Only the phrase "ice cream wont fill the emptyness inside of me!... but it will help" truly defines this man... son to a murdered father, husband to a murdered wife, he will fight for his freedom, cuba and the right for all of us to oneday roam the streets naked...
If you ever need proof of a god, look no furthur, this man crafted the quiet country town of waipara with his own bare hands, an inspiration to those around him and to those who listen to his stories around a campfire. A model citizen, he spends his time doing charity work, cleaning rubbish off our highways, and reading to the deaf, one day may we all reach the pinnacle of greatness that this man has so elegantly asecended to........and spat on most of us from.
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