If reading this hurts your eyes... I suggest that you need to "OPEN" your slanty eyes.

All I can say is that... I am simply irresistable... I am a little tiny man, I look about 7 or 8 but I am really double that age. I am an Asian/FOB Hobbit, therefore I am a FOBBIT. I am just simply pro and elite. It's just like the structure of a bionumerical atom... exactly its unexplainable.

Yerp... if you like my profile and find it funny feel free to post a comment and if you don't like it then prepare to receive a shanking KK!

My interests include long walks on the beach, romantic candlelit dinners, getting wet in the rain, cuddling, holding hands, dancing under the moonlight, snuggling in front of a fireplace, getting lost at amusement parks, picnics at nature reserves, horseback riding, eating cotton candy, lying on the grass watching clouds go by, playing frisbee at the park, helping old ladies across the road, feeding ducks at the pond, gift wrapping, making cards and talking about true love.

I also have a lot of hobbies, which include stamp collecting, oragami, poetry, orienteering, collecting stickers, lawn bowling, entering spellingbees, playing Chess with my Chess Club BUDDIES. During my free time I like to go to a park and sit down in my quiet spot and write a poem... its a undescribable feeling. I also play the banjo and ukulele.

Celion Dion, The Veronicas, Enya, The Bangles, Willy Nelson, Cassie Donovan, Yothu Indi, John Farnam AKA Ol Mate Farmsy they call him kaka, David Hasslehoff (fucken unbelievable singer and amazing good looks) and the nigger who sang "White is only Superior in the White men's mind." Inspirational

The Macarena?

The Epic Tale of Edison Cheung
The Epic "Tales" of Edison Cheung
The Before Epic Tales of the Epic Tale of Edison Cheung?

The O.C, Prison Break, Days of Our Lives, The Bold and the Beautiful, Young and the Restless, Passions, and Late Night News with Sandra Sully.

BLEACH!!! BANKAI!!!

I have three personal favourites

1. Eddie's Guide to Success and Prosperity
2. Eddie's 5 Simple Steps to Improve Your Shitty Life
3. Eddie's Guide to Lose Yall Bitch in 3 Days

"Hey ugly, look in the mirror... then headbutt it, ya peanut."
"And madam, you are ugly! Tomorrow I'll be sober but you'll still be ugly!"
"Im MASSIF"
"Die in a pit of cancer"
"Your facially challenged"
"They call me lego, because I am connected"
"Dont make me flex..."
"W3RD"
"When did I realise I was God? I started praying and I suddenly realised that I was talking to myself"
"Don't think of yourself as an UGLY PERSON, think of yourself as a BEAUTIFUL MONKEY"
"Fuck Maybelline I was born with it."
"When you fell down the ugly tree you must of hit every branch on the way down"
"Im the JUGGERNAUT BITCH"
"Turn around your face hurts me"
"Want a taste of Eddie's backhand of R35P3CT?"
"Bankai bitch"