1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong when you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home & whack it 8. If you think she's spunky cover your money 9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you're going into heat, package your meat 13. When you're undressing your venus dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in oil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!
one of the most entertaining and talented ppl I know. From the booming bars of warblers/winsdor tower where he can be seen singin away the karoke nite on tble tops(lol)... to the person who taught me a few words in japenese..
Teeerrryyy's been a good friend n an excellent collegue..... u just dont wanna get into his bad books ..i tell u!