they call me Haga, im a political problem. Im wanted by the local doha security for asking for a Kushari dish. Im banned for life at KFC cause they think i insulted their dish (i did).
well im just sorry to any egyptian reading this and getting offended - no hold on fuck you guys, your probably the ones sending me those death threats. You damn garbage packin, delivery working bastards.


no really, im just a normal dude. im lazy (not fat tho) and i dont care what im doing only as long as its somthing crazy, so yea i expect alot from people

girls who arnt fat, sports, music and alcohol

the message, anything Al Pacino related and the documentary on the life of Haga (i recomend this one in particular)

Borat cause he hates jews, nothin related to the OC (bitch pissed me off when she died)

Qur'an

"Work like a slave, eat like a King"