About me? I'm Yazmin Ariana [insert my name] hellllo you should know that. I crawled out my momma's coochie on January 26th 15 wonderful years ago. Who wouldn't celebrate coming out of there every year? I have 2 younger bro's who are just about as awesome as me, not quite though. That amount of greatness has yet to be reached by anyone other than Yaz. Greatness really does come in small packages. A 5'3 package to be exact. You got a problem with midgets? Well suck my salty nuts =). Don’t worry I'm not all talk. I do have some talents! I'm the kickass-est singer you've heard in a long time(since Whitney and old school Mariah).I'm the next Neyo! No I don’t mean I'm a short bald man trapped in a closet. I actually don’t even like closets…I'm just a mic rockin’ writer. Remember my name, cause soon it’s gonna be everywhere…sorta like my family...but ask about the United Nations another time. Speaking of universal, I wanna travel the world. I love the sun, the sand, and anything to do with fun. Usually there is no fun without yelling and goofing off. I’m L-O-U-D, and not afraid to admit a bit on the crazy side. Scratch that, I’m an eccentric genius, no craziness here. (lmao you know I’m lying) If it isn’t clear already, I love writing, not just songs, but just writing in general. I’m multifaceted. Theatre is my thing. I’m a drama junkie, but that doesn’t mean I like dealing with dramatic bulls***ing females OR males for that matter. I’ve come across some guys that suffer from b****ass-ness big time, and um that does NOT work for me. A b****y ANYTHING to me is a problem, such as J or Chris...rotfl...smh I like a lot of different things, and I’m not scared of adversity. I’ve always been a little off, and that shows in my everyday life. I’m an individual and if you have a problem with that, well hop on the wagon, cause their a lot of close minded people like you out there. Well that wasn’t the best summary of me, but hey, it took me a whole 5 minutes to write lol. Wanna know more about me? Read a magazine in a year or two,or ask somebody, cause I don’t do to well with strangers. Lmbo. Message me =)

the beach, the mall, the movies, shopping, animals, my kick ass friends. I love em all.


The Girlie Test:

*.Name... Yazmin
*.Nicknames... Yaz,Yazzy,Y Kelly(LMAO),Yaya,Rubia,Yazmatazz. Spazzy,Yaz the ass, Yazizzle,Shorty =| lmao the list goes on
*.Birthday... January 26th
*.Eyes... pretty =) LOL green/hazil/dark blue
*.Hair... Brown
*.Are You Happy With Yourself... of course
Friends.
*.Tha Besties... TOO many. yall asses know who you are ;)
*.Cutest... uhh ohh man thats hard. Cream is LOL
*.Craziest... they are all equally crazy and idiotic
*.Most Important...I'd have to go w/ my CiCi, and Li.
*.Longest... uh Mikey
*.Gayest... MAY!
*.Funniest... Emma
*.Tha Problem Solver... Myself lol
*.Sexiest... lmao Yaz
*.Most Huggable... Kelvin!
*.Tha Lagger Of Tha Group... lmao Keem
*.Drama Queen... Most def go w. Mikey
Tha Last Person You.
*.Hugged.. Omar
*.Kissed... Mr.Snuggles -dead-
*.Called... LiLi
Survey #2:
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Yazmin
Date of Birth: 93
Birthplace: San Juan
Current Location: St.Thomas
Eye Color: Green/Hazil/Dak blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'2
Heritage: palisitinian,persian,french,native american,black,puerto rican, 'white' lmao.
Piercings: 3
Tattoos: none yet
Favourite:
Band/Singer: I don't have a fave
Song: I Could Fall In Love - Selena
Movie: Titanic/Atonement
Disney Movie: Lion King
TV show: Futurama, Simpsons, George Lopez, Family Guy
Color: Baby $Blue/purple
Food: Pizza
Pizza topping: Cheese
Ice-Cream Flavor: Dulce de Leche OMG and Whirled Peace[jesus lord in heaven does that stuff taste GOOOOOD]
Drink (alcoholic): Smirnoff Greeeeeeen apple
Soda: Dr.Pepper
Store: idk a free one?
Clothing Brand: baby
Shoe Brand: Nike
Season: Winter/Summer
Month: June
Holiday/Festival: Carnival
Flower: Water Lily
Make-Up Item: eye liner
Board game: trouble *it's fun gettin into trouble*
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In Person
Looks or personality: Personality[but I'm sorry if you look like straight up ass...I mightn't be able to do it]
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: have fun! get in the studio!
Most missed memory: my 13 and 14th bday parties
Best physical feature: eyes
First thought waking up: damn I gotta piss/GET OUT THE BATHROOM
Hypothetical personality disorder: umm idk?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: breast reduction
Sesame street alter ego: LMAO Oscar the grouch
Fairytale alter ego: Cinderella
Most stupid remark: idk, I say stupid s*** all the time
Worst crime: substance usage lmao
Greatest ambition: making music that people appreciate/working on broadway
Greatest fear: that I am inadequate
Darkest secret: now why would I tell you that?
Favorite subject: me! lmao english/writing
Strangest received gift: uh OH MAN a rock -dies-
Worst habit: nail biting
Do You:
Smoke: nah not really
Drink: not usually
Curse: lmao maybe
Shower daily: duh
Like thunderstorms: depends on when,where,and with who I am
Dance in the rain: oh yes
Sing: hell yeah. Music is my freakin life!
Play an instrument: yup
Get along with your parents: noooooo
Wish on stars: lol sometimes
Believe in fate: I do
Believe in love at first sight: yeah
Can You:
Drive: yah
Sew: yes
Cook: hell yes
Speak another language: uh huh
Dance: lmao yeah
Sing: uh see above
Touch your nose with your tongue: yup!
Whistle: no =/
Curl your tongue: yeahhh. I can tie a cherry stem into a knot =)
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yo no se lmao
Been Stoned/High: uh a plane takes me high
Eaten Sushi: yeah
Been in Love: sadly
Skipped school: yup
Made prank calls: lmao yeah
Sent someone a love letter: LMFAO no way dude, I'm not that desperate
Stolen something: no? lmao
Cried yourself to sleep: yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? self pity
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? whenever I feel sleepy
Name three things you can't live without: MUSIC, Friends, and shopping lol
What is the color of your room? white and blue
Do you have any siblings? 2 younger bro's
Do you have any pets? yeah
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? LMAO nah money isn't worth selling my soul
What is you middle name? Ariana
What are you nicknames? See the other suervey
Are you for or against gay marriage? For it. If two people are in love, who the hell am I to tell them they can't be married?
What are your thoughts on abortion? WRONG. Anyone who can put a helpless child to DEATH no matter the situation deserves to be hung.
Do you have a crush on anyone? nah more like strong like lol
Are you afraid of the dark? yes, very. I hate that shit
How do you want to die? in my sleep at the age of a hundred and ninty lmao
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? like 9
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? in my arm maybe but if Ima die, f*** that
What is the last law you've broken? underage driving I guess
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: doesn't really matter
Eye color: I'm not picky
Height: anyone taller than me(which aint hard)
Weight: dont matter
Most important physical feature: lips *giggle* LOL
Biggest turn-off stank breath/ugly teeth

everything from Jazz, to Opera, to Hip-Hop and Soul. Classical, R&B, Pop, Alternative, Trance, Techno, Rock, Blues, Emo, Oldies. if it's good I know it/love it. My motto: you cant discriminate against good music.

Titanic, Atonement, Spirited Away, Paprika.

I dont really watch TV anymore.

the whole Narnia series.
the whole Lord of the Rings series.
the whole Harry Potter series.
all of James Patterson's books

“Aaw hell no. If skeet is on my muhfuckin` carpet, both of y’all is lickin` that shit up,”