Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home ; when an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.' One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.' Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas a sked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!' Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?' Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison - - 'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'
•´`•.¸.»How to grow Friendship? •´`•.¸.»Pick a good Heart, •´`•.¸.»Plant in a pot of Trust, •´`•.¸.»Water with good Thoughts, •´`•.¸.»Add some emotions and Faith •´`•.¸.»Remove the misunderstand and Nourish
•´`•.¸.»Sun glows for a Day, •´`•.¸.»Candle for an Hour, •´`•.¸.»Match stick for a Minute, •´`•.¸.»But a good beginning of a day Remains •´`•.¸.»In heart Forever. •´`•.¸.»So start ur day with Smile.
•´`•.¸.»Good Song – Few minute Happy •´`•.¸.»Good film – Few hours Happy •´`•.¸.»Good college – Few years Happy •´`•.¸.»Good friend like U –Life long Happy
NEW SUNBURN TREATMENT: This sounds like a good procedure to relieve the pain. A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, doctor'? The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs. '
****gracias***** por los saludos, como estas? ya va a empezar el fin de semana, ojala ahora si descances y disfrutes, aunk todo con medida, nada con exceso, ehhhhh? nos vemos, cuidate. ******bye*****
No importa, ya te desquitaras cuando este el calor rico, lo unico malo es k estes de trabajo y no de vacaciones, eso no te lo envidio, en cambio el frio si, me gusta, se trabaja mejor.
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