About Me
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Where do I start? Cant I get someone else to write this for me? Im not good at discribing myself...
Talk to me and U'll find out who I am
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Interests
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Dancing, Music, Chillin with friends, havin a good time
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Favorite Movies
Matrix Series, Face Off, Van Helsing (anything with vampires, just love them) Comedy, Action, Horror
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Favorite TV Shows
Friends, 3rd Rock From The Sun, CSI, Pimp My Ride, Loony Toons, ok ok I know im not a kid anymore but I LOVE cartoons
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Favorite Books
I cant read!!!
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Favorite Quote
It has been said that something so small as the flutter of a butterly's wing could ultimately cause a typoon halfway around the world!
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Journal
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Follow these basic rules for driving and u might actually get where ur going
1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real driver never uses them.
2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
3. Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane change is considered going with the flow.
4. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
5. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will inevitably result in you being rear-ended. If you want your insurance company to pay for a new rear bumper, come to a complete stop at all stop signs.
6. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels.
7. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
8. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.
9. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions, and they are apparently not enforceable during rush hour.
10. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
11. It is traditional to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes.
12. Remember that the goal of every driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary.
These rules apply especially to drivers in egypt!
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