Well lest see in one of the coolest persons you will every meet in love to lime all over the place once im having a good time and every one around me is enjoying them self i am happy
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard/bitch who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.and then think about helping your dumbass up.