Needing a life....
People tells me that I need a life because,. I type my password in the microwave oven….
I dont remember my friends B-days...Birthday alarm" does it for me ...
I havent play the solitarie game with real cards in years…
I have a list of 15 cell phone numbers for my family and my family its only 3 members big...and the only reason I have no contact with them, is because they dont have e-mail account...
Maybe because I send emails to the person that seats right next to me at work….
Instead of dating, I chat with webcam all day long...
I click in every link I see even on tvo.. I used to do window shopping, now I do screen shopping...
Instead huggin my friends.. I post a glitter shit!
Before, sluts used to flirt with make up, and smiles, now... they just send nude pics by e-mail ( but i still catch em in the move).. pendejas... Maybe I need a life because in the morning, before get my coffee, I loggin on Yahoo uh kirko?.
I dont even tell jokes no more… now I forward them…or make a freaking bulletin..
I used to compliment my friends saying something like ---" nice shoes!!"---- now i say... " cool page"...
Instead of going out and cruise, I surf the web....
I know you might be smiling reading this ..
in fact.., you might be planning on copy this and send it to somebody else saying you wrote it.. but who fucken cares?? looks like a joke, but I am serious!!
when I was a kid, I had 8 friends... now I have 113,000... in all my pages, around the globe... but... You know what I mean.. I'm sure you do...
those were the years ..."
later.